Nothing screams “trust me” quite like some average Joe, wedged behind the wheel of his Hyundai Sonata, peddling the keys to online riches during an uninvited YouTube ad. “I’m able to make massive profits every day,” he says, “by taking advantage of other people’s skills and systems. You can start using this simple system part-time, regardless of your tech knowledge and availability, and you will get results in less than 30 days.” I’ve got my “yeah, sure” face on, but please, tell me more.
He calls himself Coach Steve. Eight years ago, he tried something that would change his life forever. It’s allowed him to purchase four awesome homes, put his three boys through college, have a garage full of dream cars (not sure why he filmed in the Sonata then), be able to travel whenever and wherever he wants, and still put plenty away for retirement. Most important, Coach Steve has true time freedom. So how’s he doing it, and why’s he so confident he can help you achieve similar results?
“This is a way to leverage what’s happening in the world right now,” Steve says. “So that you can start earning profits passively with technology that allows you to get results without you being an expert. In fact, what I’m about to share with you is being used by millionaires and yes, even billionaires. These people have zero time to spend making money, and yet they wanna make the best returns possible. They earn their money passively, and that’s what I’m gonna show you.”
Steve over there tickling my curiosity with feather-like finesse. “Thanks to cutting-edge technology,” he continues, “and the use of other people’s skills, you will start seeing massive profits passively, starting in less than 30 days from now. But like with any great investment opportunity, getting started early is the key to unlocking the biggest multiples on your money. This market is going to skyrocket this year. It will give us floods of income next year. And will continue to explode for decades to come.”
Our dear Steve, the master of the preamble; he’ll get to the point… eventually. “I’m literally a high school dropout,” he babbles. “I stumbled upon this by accident. Before this, I dabbled in just about everything you can imagine. Real estate investing, flipping houses, trading forex, trading futures, network marketing, MLM businesses, affiliate marketing, eBay, Amazon, ecommerce, sales, the list actually goes on and on and on. You name it, I’ve probably tried it. Everything changed when I found this strategy, but up until recent, it wasn’t automated.”
“Now it is. And so it’s how I paid for all my houses, my car collection, my three boys’ college education, and setting myself up with a great retirement. Now this journey wasn’t easy. But it was worth it. As I mentioned, I practically made every mistake in the book. Now I stack wins on top of wins. I developed my own bulletproof strategy that has worked for me every single time. And in every economy. Yes, even recessions. It’s the same strategy I’m gonna give you access to. So you can earn massive, passive profits in no time.”
Steve’s system is on standby. The minute you enroll, it’ll start pumping out profits. No matter who you are, where you are, or what your background is. Something about a software, a private mastermind group, learning while you’re earning. Sadly, throughout Steve’s entire 14-minute pitch-a-palooza, he never actually reveals his secret cash-making sauce. But he’s got a buncha old dudes who filmed 30-second testimonials, saying they’re excited to get started “in the private trading group,” so it must be legit.
