B illy Sticker built a successful chiropractor marketing agency called ChiroCandy. Now he’s teamed up with Nick and Megan Unsworth to bring you Agency On Fire Coaching: launch your own digital marketing agency and start getting clients within 60 days, guaranteed.
Who haven’t the Unsworths partnered with? What biz opp haven’t they sold? What’s next: Dumpster Diving On Fire followed by Babysitting On Fire followed by Ponzi Scheme On Fire?
And why’s Nick always taking surprised-face selfies? And is it just me or does Megan wear the pants in that relationship? And how come God’s always telling ’em to take everyone’s money? By “build the Kingdom” they’re referring to their next house, right?
So many questions, so few answers.
Instead we get Nick and his goofy grin and whatever buzzwords he can think of when he hits record. Influence and impact and God-given potential and raise up and ignite. A community of believers burning brightly, fueled by faith. Everything’s on fire.
I really don’t get it.
My brain is a piñata trying to understand why anyone would wanna listen to Nick and Megan speak let alone pay them thousands for the privilege.
But back to Agency On Fire.
This isn’t just some course, Nick will have you know. This is live trainings with the one and only, Billy Sticker. He’s somebody whose life is on fire, Nick says. Gee. Imagine that.
Billy’s on a mission to give more, to contribute to the Kingdom, to raise up an army of people so you can be someone who has an agency on fire, Nick’s echo chamber of emptiness continues. It’s a huge opportunity, a huge blessing.
Finally Nick shuts up so Billy can speak.
Billy looks very metro in his fedora and clear frame glasses and neatly trimmed beard bleached silver by time’s brush.
Why I’m excited, Billy says, is because this can change not only your life but the clients’ that you go out and get.
The church teaches us how to give but not how to earn, he adds. And this is the fastest path to cash.
They’re not gonna hold anything back. Inside Agency On Fire Coaching, you’ll learn:
Everything is taught over eight live Zoom sessions that’ll be held once a week. If you can’t attend, no worries, you’ll get lifetime access to the replays.
There’s SOPs and scripts and templates and funnels and client contracts and AI resources and bonuses and free live event tickets thrown in.
Cost for all that? Depends on when you’re seeing this. Founding members can get in for $1,997, but when the countdown timer hits zero the price jumps to $10,000, Nick warns. Either way it’s a steal because the total value is $125,000, he says.
Ah, yes, fake price anchoring and scarcity. Just as God would want. How heavenly!
And being the saints they are, they’ll even throw in a 60-day money-back guarantee. So there’s no risk to you whatsoever, Nick says.
Only, when I read the fine print, I’m not so sure. It says you have to request it by such and such a date and it’s gotta be sent to this email and you need to show your completed homework, and then, after all that, it’s still at their discretion whether or not they wanna send you your money back.
So yeah, you maybe probably will never see your $10k again.