T yler J. Watson says almost $10 billion gets spent yearly on self-help, personal development, books brimming with platitudes. And almost no one who buys this crap ever improves.
Tyler knows why. It’s ’cause they don’t address the whole body; they’re only focused on the mind.
Most of the junk that keeps us stuck, he says, is from past pains and traumas stored in the body.
Oh boy, here we go.
If his solution involves essential oils, humming, and foam rollers, I’m out.
Say you’re trying to become a millionaire. Or lose 30 pounds. Or be a better mom. Whatever. There’s some goal you have. And you’re not making any progress.
According to Tyler, it’s because some part of your body is addicted to the past pain and allergic to what you really want.
Ya know, I’ve always felt like my right butt cheek was plotting against me. And I never could trust my liver what with all the pinot it’s swimming in.
Tyler, you’re making flat earthers seem like the voice of reason. But please, continue.
If you wanna learn how to reprogram your body and get rid of those fight or flight responses so you can nail your goals in days not years, Tyler says he’s your guy.
Buy his Elite Source Code No Limits Accelerator. It’s a three-day virtual breakthrough experience to help you make lasting change.
All that for just $47. But I bet he’s got a pricey coaching program he tries to sell you at the end.
If you’re an entrepreneur or an influencer and you know you have more potential but you haven’t been able to access it, Tyler expects you to attend.
This is gonna change your life, he promises. Three days. No Limits.
Get your body on board with your goals. If you’re avoiding doing the work, seeking out distractions, Tyler will show you how to step into a new identity.
One where you don’t have to settle for the same old income. Or the grind. Sacrificing your health, your hobbies. One where your relationships are balanced. It’s not just give, give, give. You’re respected and appreciated and taken care of.
Throughout these three days, Tyler will be sharing some of the same things normally reserved for his mastermind members. You’ll walk away with insight that otherwise would’ve taken you 20 years of trial and error to acquire.
Can this work virtually? Won’t you just be fighting off a nap or scrolling through Facebook in another tab while Tyler screams about nothing over on Zoom?
Nope, Tyler promises. He’ll have ya up and moving and state-changing like a less gigantic, less gravelly, gap-toothed Tony Robbins.
This event is about transformation not information. Tyler has a proven system to force your body to change. It’s gonna be incredible. He swears. The best three days of your life. Apparently Tyler’s never been on spring break.
Nevertheless, if you sit through all three days and don’t find value, he’ll give you your money back. But if you tune in with power and purpose and a true intention to change your life, no way you’re gonna ask for a refund, he nervous-laughs.
Don’t expect to see my pretty face in attendance. I think Tyler’s a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples.
