Z akk with two Ks Colburn is the face of PTBI: Personal Trainers Business Incubator. They’ll help you start and scale your online fitness coaching business to 20-30 paying clients or your money back.
Zakk is using the same pitch, almost word for word, as dozens of other gurus I’ve reviewed.
He must’ve left his originality lying by wherever he put his shirt.
Hey, if I have to suffer through his me-too messaging, so do you. Read on for my PTBI review.
Personal Trainers Business Incubator has already mentored over 600 people. They know what works and what doesn’t. They’re confident you can do this even if you’ve got no following and you’re just getting into fitness and the only closing you’ve done happened in dark, sticky bars after too many $11 well drinks to count.
PTBI guarantees three key results:
If one or more of those doesn’t happen, then you don’t pay. But then Zakk nonchalantly mentions how you’ll have to hold up your end of the agreement. Wait, what does that mean? Not exactly the Fort Knox of guarantees if there’s a page full of fine print.
Here comes the “look at our track record” spiel:
Hang in there. We’re almost done.
Had I gotten Chipotle for lunch, I might’ve barfed it back up listening to Zakk repeat the same lines I’ve heard countless times from countless gurus in 6-minute videos embedded on plain white pages with the same black font and same red Schedule Demo button.
Which Zakk wants you to click.
Why? Because speed, he says.
And because picture a quilt, he says. On your own you might be able to handle some of the individual squares yourself but you’ll never be able to finish the entire quilt.
If I had a quilt I would cover up with it and cry a thousand tears for this presentation that needs to die.
Per Reddit, the Personal Trainers Business Incubator will cost you $8,000 to join.
Like the elastic band on your mom’s underwear, that’s a stretch.
But price and prezo aside, I don’t think Zakk’s half bad. So don’t let my orneriness affect your decision.